Yer too m-m-mmm-mopey lately. Like way more mopier than usual. Th' absolute mopiest. King o' Mope Town. Pope Mopendict th' Third. Count Mopeula. King--....Er, [the hand twirling in her hair flies up unexpectedly, dismissing the rest of that train of bad puns] You know what I m-mean.
[she could go on all night. in fact, she has. many times in the past. literal hours upon hours of these same shitty jokes.]
Anyway, [pause for dramatic effect] I'm gonna set ya up on a date!
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[she could go on all night. in fact, she has. many times in the past. literal hours upon hours of these same shitty jokes.]
Anyway, [pause for dramatic effect] I'm gonna set ya up on a date!